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APPARENTLY THESE NOOKWHIFFS AT RUM AND MONKEY THINK I'M KARKAT OR SOME SHIT. THEY THINK? THOSE FUCKASSES ARE CLUELESS. THEIR BRAINS ARE PROBABLY SO FUCKED UP ON SLIME THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN FUNCTION PROPERLY. WHAT KIND OF HORSHESHIT REMARK IS THAT?
You are Karkat Vantas
I am a HUGE fan of RED. If someone gave me tickets to one of their concerts, I would marry them. Their music has really helped me glide through some rough patches in my life, and still does. so I am very happy for that eh? :] And I also make music: I am in marching band at Mt. Carmel High!!! I play bass clarinet.
I am in fact a MAJOR fan of Andrew Hussie's lovely creation called HOMESTUCK. Indeed!!! My OTP is John/Kat, but I also like Sol/Kat, John/Dave, Kar/ezi, Terezi/Dave, Rosemary, Erisol, Nepeta/Equius, and obviously everyone's gotta love a little pb & j. I started reading this AMAZING web-comic about a month ago and I'm a little more than halfway through it... That should change very soon. The stamp collection WILL be increasing!!! mmm, dat Davesprite.
And I also LOVE Chaoticmonki [ or Cryaotic / Cry ] AND PewDiePie! I found Cry through Pewds, and since, I have just fallen in love. I have started my own Let's Play's on my YouTube channel. And for everyone to know... NO, I DO NOT SUPPORT PEWDIECRY, NOR DO I WANT CRY TO SHOW HIS FACE. I think Cry is perfect. I mean, even IF he shows his face, that wouldn't change a thing about how I think of him. So there.
My Homestuck Life:
This is your blood color: Green
This is your matesprit: Karkat Vantas
This is your moirail: Dave Strider
This is your auspistice: Karkat Vantas [ me: whut ]
This is your kismesis: Nepeta Leijon
This is who you like to flarp with on weekends: Jade Harley
This is who you play the penis game with: Eridan Ampora
This is who has a crush on you: Jane Crocker
This is who you kissed while drunk: Dave Strider
This is how much they liked it:
This is how many pies Gamzee made you this week: 5,262
This is how much Dave thinks you're cool:
This is how much Eridan likes your ass:
This is who kills you: Sollux Captor
This is who is the most devastated by your death: Vriska Serket
Name: Emily Rose
Zodiac Sign: Libra
TrollTag / ChumHandle: golgothasUndertaker
Strife Specibus: KnifeKind
Human or Troll: human
Blood Colour (if you're a troll): Plum Purple
Guardian (If you're a human): Sister
Lusus (if you're a troll): Bear
Title: Sylph of Voice
Land: Land of Rivers and Roses
Your Best Friend (Male): Dave
Your Best Friend (Female): Jane
Your Enemy (Male): Eridan
Your Enemy (Female): Roxy
Your Crush: Jake
Who Likes You: Karkat
Now for "What they think about you".....
John sees you as the perfect pranking target. You're not easily tricked, and it takes all of his skill to get even close to knocking you off balance. To say in the least, the boy enjoys the challenge! The two of you get along really well, and with a push this friendship could possibly turn into something more.